re: #42 Sophist is the VillageGreen Preservation Society

12. Never trust a man in a blue trenchcoat.
13. Never drive a car when you’re dead.

re: #21 Dark_Falcon

Bobby “Non-consensual Exorcism” Jindal? Are you shitting me?

p.s. This online petition for a recount is full of bitter wingnut tears and conspiracy derp. Not as good as White People Mourning Romney, but enjoyable none the less. For the record, here is my contribution to the cause.

This one made me laugh, I voted for Obama and I know plenty of other white people that voted for Obama.

ITS A CONSPIRACY !! WHITE AMERICA WOULD NEVER VOTE IN A ***** PRESIDENT!! I MISS 1850 WHEN THERE WAS NO GAYS :(((( OR MUSLIMS OR MEXICANS