re: #42 RogueOne

Can you imagine the absolutely exquisite humiliation of getting caught doing that? How would such an offender fare in prison.

The Sun (the British tabloid) has a long-standing practice of publishing all the details of UK citizens who are on trial for such offenses. It’s pretty funny if you’re not queasy.
One poor perv was abusing a sheep in what he thought was a secluded grove. He didn’t realize that he was just twenty feet from a busy rail line. A commuter train with hundreds of passengers went right past him and several of them took photos. He had heard the train, obviously, but thought it was on the other side of the trees, not right in the clearing with him and his sheep.