Anthony Weiner Schedules Press Conference to Deal with Latest Accusations

Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel6/06/2011 3:43:57 pm PDT

Weiner, you slime-mold perv, resign now and never show your sleazy face in public again.
You have betrayed your office, your family, and your party. Worst of all, you have provided otherwise non-existent credibility to your fellow slime Andrew Breitbart. The repercussions could be enormous as Blight-bark’s influence on the right grows by leaps and bounds.