Here are the usernames of hatchlings that weren’t sock puppets:

Liberally Conservative
Rochester
medavidson
armylaw
justinm1
Siberian
horological
freudianskip
Thehousetrembles
zephirus
Hardhead_7
kellygrrrl
ends with space
cenotaphium
suchislife
WindUpBird
keloyd
Chucky Arlaw
BryQan
janelvira
sharkmano2
contrary1965
joe90
Artful
asternbe
bengalsfan726
passingby
jan VT
erasmus
Will Robinson
insert name here
prairiefire
HerrDoktor
Joven
truthhurtsaz
tom112
bluecheese
grays
Bonder
strangelet
publius67
wittymoniker
hanghoj
Hench4th
OneMonkeysUncle
Spaceman_Spiff
Pilate
soulface
Mary Garth
Sacha Blow
Tom Reagan
BillSanDiego
Seissonneby
halp
Ray in TX
Lateralis