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Ze Frank: If the Earth Gave Earth Day Awards, Featuring the Incredibly Cute Swimming Sloth

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So Cal Greek Hippie4/26/2020 12:22:19 pm PDT

Land ‘O Lakes outrage, perhaps explained

1985: I return from the grocery store with LOL stick butter. Roommate takes the exterior carton package and does some judicious cutting and folding and returns the box and now there is a double door cut framing the models’ chest Which when opened revealed that her knees now resemble boobs and forevermore LOL product memory is evocative of strippers

Oh yeah i should mention at that time I was dating a stripper, but this now unseeable visage was almost as intense as finding the sordid truth about Uncle Ben and Mrs Dash mixed together in a bowl, if you know what I mean 😎