Repost: I have a confession to make. I have been lying about AGW.

I just realized that all of those years in graduate school where I was indoctrinated into the Lenninist reform physics community were a waste. I once had such noble intentions, but I have become a mockery of the physicist I had once hoped to be.

You see, as a young man, our commissar was actually a very beautiful woman, well girl really. Her name was Irena. She had the most beautiful smile, and the way her lip would curl, and her body shake with righteous fury when she said the world capitalist, was well, too much for me as a young man to be able to resist. It was her dirty blond hair and piercing hazel eyes coupled with a true and pure urge to create a workers paradise that convinced me - well that and the fact that she could be very “rewarding” of my orthodoxy.

I am so ashamed now to think on it. But since I am confessing to you, it was Irena who told me that my mathematical skills could aid the cause of revolution and atone for my intellectual status, if I would help promote the new order through helping to create and perpetuate a new Marxist/Lenninist pure form of climate science. She was so convincing,, and I was so full of hope of creating a new state for the people… Oh! How she would smile when my lip would curl when I said Carbon Dioxide!

Just personally, you should know it was the best sex ever.

So I became part of the conspiracy. Of course, once I was in it… Well, how could I get out? My grants depended on continuing my research and by now, Irena had a little revolutionary coming. I admitted that I had to settle down and take care of the collective. I hated the dishonesty of it as I fudged calculation after calculation, but hey, everyone else in the department was doing it too. I convinced myself it was ok to keep lying.

And it was scary… There were those scientists, brave souls who remembered what it was to scientists… They stood up for the truth. They disappeared. Irena explained it was for the good of the party and the good of the proletariat.

My orthodoxy began to slip and Irena left me for a more strict Marxist physicist. I wanted so much to prove myself to her and get her back.

So I, much to my shame stayed silent all of these years, and all of the lies about global warming, well they just became second nature.

But, you skeptics here have saved me. I know I am risking my life by doing this. I can no longer keep the truth hidden. The only thing that is warming the Earth excessively is Bill Clinton. That’s right. It is all because of his secret slave breeding program and slave girl flatulence.

I know I will be shot now. But please know, I will die a free man at last because of you! Thank you.

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