He again praised officials for doing “a fantastic job,” as residents showed him the storm’s damage to their homes, pointing out broken windows and power outages.

“We’re going to help you out,” he told them. “Have a good time.”

Have a good time?? WTF is wrong with him? (Rhetorical question)

And why the fuck does Melon go on all of these trips? And why does she have to change clothes en route? And what is up with her idiotic hats?

I know—I’m sweating the small stuff, but I can’t help it—they both disgust me to the core of my being.