re: #67 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Poor little trash panda. It’s a shame they don’t have some provision for being able to open skyscraper windows in an emergency. I mean, I get why, but then there are cases like this where it would be useful.

I’ve had some mildly scary ultimately stupid encounters with those little fuckers. My dog is deathly afraid of them and gets very defensive around them, but they aren’t afraid. On two occasions I’ve seen my dog fight raccoons, they fight back! They don’t give a fuck.