Omaha World-Herald relationships advice column:

First up: An Omaha woman writing about her female friend. The other woman apparently gripes about her hub, and the first woman secretly wonders if that hub is a member of the SecretLiberalGeyhHomoBiAgenda. She asks if she should butt in to someone else’s sex life (as any good Christian woman might).

Ask Amy: My friend grumbles about her husband. Should I say what I’m thinking about his sexuality?

No, lady, you shouldn’t. Amy agrees with me so that’s two votes for “butt out.”