re: #3 Dustyvet
If you care to search for it, (I won’t provide, lest I fall from CJ’s good graces) there’s an actual old song called, “The Ballad of Ben Gay”).
The only line I can remember is , “…me and Bruce at the Chartreuse Moose…”
Was hilarious in the 70s (?). Totally un-PC today. Still funny.