I’d always thought that these dicks would bring about armageddon by launching nuclear missiles in order that they would then be able to go meet jesus. Never would I have envisioned they’d accomplish the same goals by ignoring environmental catastrophe red flags.

I really wish that if they’re so anxious to meet their god that they take the shotgun shortcut and leave the rest of us to clean up their messes. Truly, religion has become the most dangerous, and possibly fatal, to mankinds ultimate survival.