I’ve determined that when wingnuts talk about “The Constitution” they are not referring to the U.S. Constitution as it exists in reality, but to another constitution that exists only in their minds. This “Real American” constitution reads like this:

We the white people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed, so anyone can take any gun anywhere they want, praise Jesus. Amen!

(Note, the word “white” was eliminated in 1865 when David Barton says Republican leader Martin Luther King helped Strom Thurmond defeat racism forever!)