I’m going to try to think like a wingnut and then come up with a solution to the school shootings. Give me a second, the spiky metal helmet is hard to bolt on….OK, got it! Now give me a moment to shove my head up my ass to start the conservative thought process…

What we really need to do is to set our schools up like our prisons. Armed teachers, armed guards, guard towers, razor wire, police dogs, electric fences, controlled access, cavity searches… the whole works. The only way we can really show our kids that we love them and will do almost anything to protect them is to lock them up every day.

Back in a few… for some reason I suddenly have an urge to use the bathroom.