re: #77 ericblair

So, we’ve gotten to the “I don’t have a dog, oh OK I do, but it doesn’t bite anyway” part of the crappy legal defense. That was fast. Trump may save us by being the absolute worst criminal defendant in history.

If Trump testifies, he’ll sit on the chair denying that he took a bribe, leave and brag to the camera that he totally got away with it, tweet that he took a bribe, and ask why the prosecutor allowed Trump to lie if he knew about the bribe, all in about 8 hours.