re: #79 Anymouse 🌹

Our village water system doesn’t require treatment (other than the RO units to remove arsenic and uranium). The water here is very clean.

Our village has been in a fight with one person who owns a house here (but doesn’t live here) which has an illegal well. The state is demanding the well be decommissioned, but the village board does not have the authority to go on this fellow’s property to do it. His issue is it costs too much, plus it isn’t contaminating anything (now).

The village attorney has been working up the paperwork through the usual progressive set of legal remedies that the village will seek if the well is not closed. (Eventually, if he refuses, the state will get involved.)

Could you, I dunno, send me some of that uranium? I need it for, uh, stump removal.
Yeah.