Saturday Afternoon Open

Killian Bundy4/25/2009 2:35:04 pm PDT

re: #34 Killgore Trout

I was just listening to Bob Brinker. He was talking about a false story about all the banks failing the stress tests that caused the market crash on Monday. Do you know anything about that one?

No, didn’t hear that. Monday’s volume was pretty low so there wasn’t any panic or anything.

All 19 banks will “pass” the farce stress test. There’s going to be a lot of criminal insider trading during the results “blackout”. Since the banks already know the “results” it’s also a violation of securities law that they’re being forced to withhold this information from their shareholders.

/On May 4th they’re going to announce that all the banks *bull[expletive deleted]* need additional capital and that’s about all the detail anyone’s going to get