re: #74 Blind Frog Belly White

Day 2

Student: You know what would be cool to have? Ninja throwing stars!

Instructor: Huh? What the hell do you need ninja stars for?

Student: For like, killing people and stuff.

Instructor: Who said anything about killing people?!

Student: Have you ever used X-ray glasses?

Instructor: Those…aren’t real. That’s just stuff you see in movies.

Student: No, they’re real. Check out this guy on Youtube, he has proof!

Instructor: Sigh…

Instructor: Whatever, put your phones away and pay attention. Now, to effectively blend in you need to…

Student: Wear a red Trump hat wherever we go??

Instructor: Yes, the easiest way to blend in is to wear a GIANT RED HAT. NO, you idiot! Now be quiet and LISTEN.

Student: We are listening.

Instructor: No, you’re not.

Student: Yes, we are.

Instructor: ENOUGH. Okay, so to blend in you’ll need to have…

Student: Sunglasses? A striped suit? A black goatee?

Instructor: Oh, for fuck sakes.