re: #77 May Day! May Day!
As long as it’s platonic…/
We can’t get married anyway. Turns out I was wrong last week but I blame MSNBC for tricking me. It is illegal to marry in this state. I didn’t know because they passed it while I was gone. And since people who shack up go straight to hell we can’t do that either, it would break my mothers heart. Plus, I don’t think my wife would let me.