Heart Attack Grill Spokesman Dies of Apparent Heart Attack

Founded in 2005, the unapologetically unhealthy restaurant employs waitresses dressed as nurses and serves butterfat milkshakes, “flatliner” fries and 9,982-calorie “quadruple bypass burgers.” (Patrons who are able to finish them are escorted to their cars in wheelchairs.) Customers who weigh over 350 pounds eat free.

Never in a hundred billion years could I have predicted that a guy who eats regularly at the Heart Attack Grill would die of a heart attack.