re: #76 thedopefishlives

The Mrs. Fish, myself, and our two kids all have red hair. We are the antithesis of everything Hitler fought for. I couldn’t be happier.

When my brother married a redhead I asked him if they were going to have a bunch of redheaded babies. He said, ‘That’s not how genetics work.’ This is the astrophysicist, not the evolutionary biologist, so I said, ‘Huh?’. He said, ‘She dyes it.’