re: #80 teleskiguy

There are only 4,543 words in the Constitution, 7,591 if you include the Amendments. I’ve read it a number of times over the years, you can do it in under an hour.

I used to have a handy pocket copy a couple of years ago.
My beagle puppy ate it.
Along with my wallet (twice), 4 pairs of reading glasses, 2 sets of cheap earphones, my cellphone and DVD remote