This is about the dumbest on-line quiz I’ve ever seen

How Stereotypically White Are You

Well, I’m pretty white, so let’s take the quiz and find out.

You checked off 3 out of 100 possible white people scenarios.

Congratulations, you are NOT white! You’re the first of your friends to perfect a new dance move and never have to worry about what level of SPF you should use. Heck, you might not even know what SPF stands for and that’s OK because the sun is your friend and that’s cool as shit.

Well, that’s good to know. I am not white. I imagine my wife (and my whole town) would be surprised by that.

Questions such as “ever eaten poutine” (yes) and “voted for Mitt Romney” (no). Who are these people?