re: #67 gocart mozart
A theory: Rand Paul was coveting his neighbors wife. The neighbor took it upon himself to enforce the 9th and perhaps 7th commandment.
It would be irresponsible not to speculate. And then post those speculations on Twiltter under hashtag #RandpaulAdulterer until the story trends on Twitter and starts getting picked up on the major news networks and discussed as if it had any actual merit…
Because that’s how we roll these days.