I’ve just come to realize that “At least you still got a job!” said during the start of a recession should rank up there with:

- A cop saying “I got 2 weeks til retirement!”

- A soldier talking about “the girl” he’s gonna marry when he gets home or the kid born after he shipped out that he ain’t never seen

- A famous thief/spy/etc agreeing to do “one last job” and then he’s “out”

- A cocky doctor who boasts about how he’s “never lost a patient”