If you’re unemployed, it’s your fault.

If you have a job, it’s because God loves you.

If you’re sick, you must not have eaten right.

If you’re healthy, it’s because God loves you.

If you’re hungry, fuck you.

If you have food to eat, it’s because God loves you.

If you’re dying, hurry up.

If you’re alive, it’s because God loves you.

Fate is entirely up to you. And if yours is bad, it’s because you don’t love God enough.

[GOP platform]