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Hy, t ws n pn thrd! Myb bttr fll n wld b: Chrls s _______. Slf-htng, myb? dn’t knw. “PT DWN TH MTH PP, ND GT YR MND RGHT.” nd sty wy frm Rv. Wrght’s chrch…

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