Let’s be honest, America: Dogs are parasites, not man’s best friend https://t.co/qKVGVzZAbj pic.twitter.com/yrss33aChm

— Union-Tribune Ideas (@sdutIdeas) July 12, 2018

get the torches and pitchforks and call in sick tomorrow, we have work to do https://t.co/oE1iNT9kVc

— shauna (@goldengateblond) July 12, 2018