re: #79 Sol Berdinowitz

At least it isn’t Dijon Mustard. We all know now that Frencvh’s mustard is for real Americans, just like Heinz’s ketchup…

No, no — Freedom Mustard.

And I note that if we’re going to Americanize “Heinz,” it means “ruler of the home” — so, “Wife’s Ketchup.”