re: #871 Alberta Oil Peon

“Some Shi’as express mourning by flagellating themselves on the back with chains, beating their head or ritually cutting themselves. This is intended to connect them with Husayn’s suffering and death as an aid to salvation on the Day of Judgment.”

Too bad they are such wimps about it. If they’d actually self-decapitate, then the sales of my Peonco Chop-a-matic computerized auto-decapititator (with color Webcam) would be a lot better, and I’d be a wealthy Lizard (instead of merely handsome and single).

Bro, it gets pretty bloody, if you see the TV images of what they do to themseves. They are some pretty extreme worshippers.