Why I Parted Ways With The Right

Cato the Elder11/30/2009 10:09:45 pm PST

re: #866 webevintage

Leviticus 19 LOL translation:

18 No gettin back at peeples or makin drama. Free luvz to all! I IZ CEILING CAT.
19 Don’t screw dees things up:
No shackin wif teh dog.
No raisin coca AND teh pot in teh same garage.
No pleather.
And no corduroy either.
I IZ CEILING CAT and I hates corduroy.

Have mercy, Ceiling Cat!

All thy baseless phobias I can obey, but one:

Thou dost demand sacrificial furniture, yet I cannot afford anything but pleather.

How can I please thee and still feed my Jindo, Ceiling Cat?

If thou dost not relent, I shall renounce thee and worship Dog in thy place!