re: #72 Jack Burton
I’m sure they can find a Tacti-Cool one somewhere too.
Any self respecting multitool or swiss army knife will have a can opener. I strongly suspect this entire story was exaggerated for effect. I mean, what self respecting Texan doesn’t have either a charcoal or propane grill they could use to heat their food. Or for that matter what Texan doesn’t gave a portable grill for tailgating.