re: #74 Jeff In Ohio

Ewwwe!

My cousin Sammy could do things with a sheep’s penis that still baffle me. He’d roll the ram on his back, press (I guess) on it’s bladder, squeeze the penis shaft and hit a man on the other side of the barn with piss. That, my friends, is talent.

Reminds me of this very special episode of Dirty Jobs:

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IANAL but I’m pretty sure that kind of behavior will get you jail time in 38 states.