Pamela Geller and Robert Spencer Announce New Anti-Muslim Front Group

89 Charles Johnson1/18/2012 2:46:01 pm PST

Fearlessly led by internationally acclaimed chainsaw juggler Stinky Beaumont, Stop Islamization of Microwave Ovens (SIOMO) will confront and expose the stealth plot to infuse the globe’s microwave ovens with Islamic cooties, thereby contaminating all foods cooked therein and spreading shariah by corrupting the kitchens of the greatest nation on Earth!

Founder of Stop Islamization of New Balance Running Shoes (SIONBRS) Charles Johnson explained, “In addition to being a genius astrophysicist and dog whisperer, Mr. Beaumont is remarkably well-suited to the task of alerting the world to the imminent threat of shariah-contaminated food preparation devices. We’re all looking for big things from Stinky.”