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Best. Theatre. Ad. Ever. (NSFW Video)

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theheat6/07/2011 12:49:16 pm PDT

Mr. Heat has this weird thing about the Twilight movies. He loves them. I don’t, he does. It’s one of those, “Who would have guessed THAT?” sort of things. Anyway, the local theater had a Twilight-a-thon thing, and he dragged me along. Mostly because he didn’t want to be the only 50 year old guy in the theater in a sea of teenage girls. Probably afraid he’d look like a perv.

We could not believe all the texting and cell phones being used during the movies. People would stand up and snap photos of each other, like they were documenting being present for the moon landing, then text them to their friends. Hundreds of people. All texting. At once.

The theater was lit up like a Christmas tree. I’ve never seen anything like it. It was an epic culmination of stupid and rude and crazy.