Jerome, seriously, step away from the bong.

Things like this genuinely make me look forward to seeing President Obama get re-elected: the butthurt on the right is going to be absolutely, 110%, certified epic. They’ve largely convinced themselves that there’s no way in hell that President Obama can get re-elected, and that Mitt Romney’s victory is all but assured.

Ah, I’m thinking the sweet, delicate taste of wingnut tears this November will make for a particularly fine vintage.