re: #88 jaunte

Buzz Lightyear Funtime Tumbler
amazon.com

Do not rotate tumbler!

I bought this item and waited for it anxiously in the mail. As avant-garde office decor, nothing beats buzz staring suggestively, posed in an unmistakably “amorous” mood, his power rod extending to true infinity and beyond. Before receiving the product, I was most perturbed by reports that the “design flaw” that indeed made this cup interesting in the first place had been “fixed.”

Fear not, though! If you’re looking to buy this cup and have the same worry that I did, your worries are unfounded: Twisting Buzz’s strong hips past their breaking point will put the straw right back into the desired position, achieving a posture in full compliance with the Feng Shui I had envisioned for my office.

Damn, but I love Amazon product reviews.