The statement by the #skripal suspects is glorious. The city was so ‘covered in snow’ that they couldn’t walk 0.7 miles to Salisbury Cathedral, but they could walk over a mile to Christie Miller road, in completely the opposite direction. Poor lambs, they clearly got really lost! pic.twitter.com/Qd7XzGAiC9

— Guy Walters (@guywalters) September 13, 2018