Salem:

The guy who designed my Mr. Coffee pot. Ancient freakin Sumerians invented (probably) the pourspout, and Mr. Coffee ain’t got it right yet. Gotta pour it over the sink, since it drips down the side. Bunn can do it. Krups can do it. A 1cent milk jug can do it. Not Mr. Coffee. And the bastard probably designed it that way on purpose, so that when you complain, they can sell you the more expensive, Drip-Free model.

But, hell? nah. Just want to see him in the stocks for a while, for a day of tomato-throwing.