re: #4 Birth Control Works

much needed cuteness:

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Golden Retrievers are basically Hippie Surfer Dudes. I passed an old gray fellow who was hanging out in the back of his boss’s pick-up truck at Walmart the other day. He just had absolutely no issue with dozens of Walmart shoppers wandering by him. Hell, they make me nervous. But he was just very chill. Wouldn’t have been surprised if he’d offered me a hit of whatever he had going back there contributing to his mellowness. Of course, golden retrievers just have a kind of permanent, genetic buzz going on all the time.