OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. CHARLES CREATED THE FAKE BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!11ty!

And he admits it here…

I printed out the White House PDF, then re-scanned the printed copy into Adobe Acrobat, using the ‘Create PDF … From Scanner’ menu option. I turned off the checkbox for ‘Make Searchable (Run OCR)’, and left everything else at the default settings, then scanned that baby with my Canon MP830.

It was Charles all along…I knew there was something funky about that guy.
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