It’s hard to believe the rest of the cabinet doesn’t just lie to him to keep him under control.

“I wanna build ten times more nukes!”
“Okay, they’re busy doing that right now, we just called ‘em up.”
“Great, now let’s make NBC stop being on TV.”
“Will do. Let’s see if the Make NBC Stop Being on TV on your presidential remote works.”
(sets lockout controls to block NBC)
(also blocks Fox News)
“Oh, looks like Fox and Friends is going to be switching to an animated format from now on. It’s going to be the same show, just they’ll all look like cartoons.”
“Ooh, let’s see what Steve Doocy has to say today!”
(theme music: “Weeeee are the Crystal Gems…”)