Sorry to go Off-Topic but…

The Northern Palace of Familial and Filial Joy - our current residence - is sold, and our offer on the Southern Palace of Familial and Filial Joy - our future residence - is under contract to us.

This will cut our mortgage payment by 70% without affecting income, quality of life, or any of the rest of it.

Saddle up the cow, Ma! We’re going to Seguin!