CATS is pure nightmare fuel. The rejects from The Island of Dr. Moreau putting on a show is bad enough, but add to that more crotch shots than a Michael Bay movie and every imaginable pun…and that still won’t prepare you for the hellscape that is children faces CGIed onto mice.
— Jenelle Riley (@jenelleriley) December 19, 2019
Glad to report that Cats is everything you’d hoped for and more: a mesmerisingly ugly fiasco that makes you feel like your brain is being eaten by a parasite. A viewing experience so stressful that it honestly brought on a migraine.
— Robbie Collin (@robbiereviews) December 19, 2019
I would pay to read a book of just Cats reviews. pic.twitter.com/3HTHxHH9Zf
— Joseph S. Pete (@nwi_jsp) December 19, 2019
It’s more like being trapped inside the head of a crazy cat lady that’s tripping balls on peyote. I felt kind dirty afterwards… I can’t decide if I need to see it again or if I need therapy. Maybe both.
— Jeffrey Henderson (@PlanetHenderson) December 19, 2019
The world’s BEST review of the new #CatsTheMovie …
“It’s kind of like a musical riff on the Star Wars Holiday Special, directed by Tommy Wiseau, if he was a furry-obsessed porn director with a deep love of bad disco from the late 70s.”
-Jeffrey Henderson— THE Reverend Steve (@ReverendSteve) December 19, 2019
Are these reviews of #CatsTheMovie or of the last 3 years of our lives? pic.twitter.com/liUSGPDfou
— Rachel Stuhler (@RachelStuhler) December 19, 2019