Stephen Colbert Interviews Texas School Board Creationist Don McLeroy

CuriousLurker4/24/2012 2:01:20 pm PDT

re: #77 Mostly sane, most of the time.

Yeah, but you have to be really, really bad to go there. Ordinary unrepentant sinners don’t.

Maybe we should have a contest. Y’know like get all the religions together and see who has the scariest Hell, the best Heaven, which followers have to pray the most, perform the strangest rituals, have the most complicated dietary restrictions, etc.

It can be followed by the clerical beauty pageant I mentioned a while back, where everyone votes on whose clergy members get to wear the most impressive outfit (that’ll prolly go to the Catholics or one of the Orthodox churches).

Oh, did I mention that all the judges have to be atheists? ‘Cause they’re impartial—they think we’re ALL delusional. //