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Box Office Disaster: Benedict Cumberbatch's 'The Fifth Estate' Bombs

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Targetpractice10/20/2013 2:45:05 pm PDT

re: #93 Vicious Babushka

I fucking hate with the burning passion of 1,000,000 suns, this idea that you should “shop around” for health care like it’s fucking Black Friday and you want to buy a fucking pair of shoes.

Rand Paul pounded this stupid fucking idea by claiming that the elective lasik surgery that he performs used to be very expensive but is now cheaper because of FREE MARKETS!!!1!!

No you fucking asshole, it’s because the technology has become less expensive, the same way that a hard drive that cost $500 back in the day costs $50 now, because it’s cheaper to make.

ALSO PEOPLE DO NOT NEED FUCKING LASIK SURGERY THE SAME WAY THEY NEED TREATMENT FOR LIFE-THREATENING HEART CONDITIONS AND CANCER.

Lasik surgery is like liposuction.

Jesus Christ in a Hello Kitty Ambulance.

The last thing I want to be forced to do if I’m having a heart attack or cancer is SHOP AROUND FOR A FUCKING BARGAIN.

“I can’t fucking breath! HELP!”
“Well, I can take you to County General, but that’s a bit pricier. Memorial is cheaper, but it’s about an hour drive.”
“I DON’T FUCKING CARE!!!”