College rump-football was weird yesterday, with the plague-defying Big 12 in particular taking some embarrassing hits. Iowa State, formerly ranked #23, was decisively defeated by lowly Louisiana-Lafayette, Kansas State lost to even lowlier Arkansas State, and Texas Tech had all they could handle against Houston Baptist, which did not even have a football program until 2013. The Red Rioters did eke out a 35-33 win, but Houston Fucking Baptist? What happens when they play Texas in a couple of weeks?