re: #94 tradewind

Nice try, ShipLord…
But I happen to know that the original is stored safely in Warehouse 13 (aka America’s Attic), deep in S. Dakota. Obama hasn’t produced it because it is taking a little longer than expected to locate …not surprising given the size of that joint.
[Link: www.syfy.com…]

Right next to the Ark of the Covenant.