re: #94 LudwigVanQuixote

It’s like a tactical infiltration mission man… They got an innocuous post up that wasn’t full of the usual droppings! They win! Think of the skill it took to make a bogus e-mail account and post from some other place! And then, the sneakiness of it, they hid their real odious views so as not to be detected!

Dude, our lawn got crapped on and we didn’t even notice!

The sheer brilliance and power of their attack leaves me flummoxed! These guys are all tactical and stuff. How can we ever defeat them? They never taught me how to deal with such things in ninja school!

Simple: We dig camouflaged Troll Pits into our yard. When the trolls walk onto them, they fall in and are impaled on the skewers set into the bottom of the pit. Then we take hold of the troll carcass by the skewers, bring them to the grill then roast their Gamey Buttocks.