Stephen Colbert Interviews Texas School Board Creationist Don McLeroy

Mostly sane, most of the time.4/24/2012 2:02:41 pm PDT

re: #94 CuriousLurker

Maybe we should have a contest. Y’know like get all the religions together and see who has the scariest Hell, the best Heaven, which followers have to pray the most, perform the strangest rituals, have the most complicated dietary restrictions, etc.

It can be followed by the clerical beauty pageant I mentioned a while back, where everyone votes on whose clergy members get to wear the most impressive outfit (that’ll prolly go to the Catholics or one of the Orthodox churches).

Oh, did I mention that all the judges have to be atheists? ‘Cause they’re impartial—they think we’re ALL delusional. //

Hmmm. I’ll have to find out what kind of food Mormon heaven serves. We never really talk about that.