On the other hand, guillotines are looking increasingly like an essential item (or at least a good investment opportunity). What douchecanoe at USA Today wrote this tripe?
The average adult in the USA spends $1,497 a month on nonessential items. All told, thatβs roughly $18,000 a year on things we can all do without. https://t.co/KQ8wxFtduQ pic.twitter.com/bpgVj94SaM
β USA TODAY (@USATODAY) May 7, 2019